My People Skills Are Fine””Thanks for Asking.

Some days, you”™re a social butterfly. Other days, you”™re… well, a hedgehog in a hoodie. And that”™s perfectly fine. In fact, it’s more than fine””it’s what inspired our tongue-in-cheek, comfort-loaded My People Skills Are Fine Sweatshirt. This isn”™t just cosy loungewear. It”™s a boundary-setting mood. A warm, wearable smirk. A subtle nod to fellow introverts, awkward huggers, and people who’d rather be talking to their dog (Spencer gets it).

For the days when small talk feels like running a marathon”¦

My people skills are fine, it's my tolerance to idiots that needs work

Let”™s be real: life can be loud. This sweatshirt gives you permission to mute the world just a little. Its bold-yet-friendly slogan””“My People Skills Are Fine”””says what you’re thinking so you don”™t have to. It’s a soft rebellion against forced smiles and draining interactions, wrapping you up in warmth while giving your social battery the break it deserves.

Whether you’re working from home, popping out for a coffee, or just trying to survive a group chat with grace, this is your go-to armour. And if anyone takes it personally? Well, they”™re kind of proving your point, aren”™t they?

What Makes It So Good?

Soft, breathable fabric blend for all-day comfort””perfect for people who love their personal space.
Double-stitched durability because you”™ll wear this a lot (trust us).
Unisex sizing from S to 5XL””because sarcasm and comfort should always be inclusive.
Available in a range of mood-matching colours including White, Ash, Sport Grey, Gold, Carolina Blue, Heliconia, and Red.

Spencer”™s favourite? Ash grey””low key, high sass.

But Will It Arrive in Time?

Yes. We know you hate waiting as much as you hate small talk. That”™s why our shipping is fast and reliable””especially for gifts. Birthdays, breakups, or just a well-earned treat to yourself? This sweatshirt lands ready to impress (without trying too hard, obviously).

ðŸ›’ Add it to your basket today and feel the shift. It”™s not just a sweatshirt. It”™s peace and quiet in hoodie form.

Gifting It? Genius.

It”™s the perfect present for that friend who always rolls their eyes at networking events. The colleague who’d rather email than Zoom. The sibling who skips every wedding “just because.” Wrap it up with a cup of tea and a “Don”™t Worry About Coming” RSVP and you”™ve got the ultimate thoughtful, hilarious gift.

Want to go all in? Pair it with our Leave Me Alone Tote Bag””a customer favourite that speaks exactly the same fluent sarcasm.

Why It Just… Works

This sweatshirt taps into something we all feel but rarely say. It”™s not about being antisocial. It”™s about honouring your space, your energy, and your vibe. In behavioural psychology terms? It”™s an instant identity signal. It makes you more you””and it attracts people who get you. (Like Spencer. Spencer always gets you.)

It’s also what Rory Sutherland might call a “psychological value multiplier”””because comfort plus emotional resonance plus humour? That”™s a combo worth investing in.

There”™s Only One Catch”¦

Popular sizes and colours sell out fast””especially in colder months. So if your size is in stock, grab it now before it’s one of those “ugh I should”™ve just bought it” situations.

Wrap Yourself in Truth and Cosiness.

Say less. Literally. Click below to order your new favourite sweatshirt.

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