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I Don't Care Face T-shirt
Price range: £21.99 through £29.99
Add a little attitude to your day. Slide it into your basket and wear it with pride- after all, some days just call for an “I don’t care” face.
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Price range: £36.98 through £49.99
T-Shirt Size Guide
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, regular-fit T-shirt.
It is true to size, slightly roomy, and made from 100% cotton so it softens naturally after washing.
Quick Size Guide (Chest Measurement)
Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level.
| Size | Chest (inches) | Chest (cm) | Fits people who usually wear… |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36″ | 86–91 cm | Small |
| M | 38–40″ | 96–102 cm | Medium |
| L | 42–44″ | 107–112 cm | Large |
| XL | 46–48″ | 117–122 cm | Extra Large |
| 2XL | 50–52″ | 127–132 cm | XXL |
Garment Dimensions (Actual T-Shirt Measurements)
Useful if you prefer the shirt to fit looser or tighter.
| Size | Width (armpit-to-armpit) | Length (top of collar to hem) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
How to Choose Your Size
- For a regular fit: choose your usual size.
- For a relaxed/oversized fit: go one size up.
- For a fitted look: choose one size down (if you prefer snug).
- Cotton note: although pre-shrunk, a small natural tightening may happen after the first wash.
Description
Not Today, Human — Sass Mode Activated
There’s a special kind of joy in giving zero woofs, and this tee delivers that energy in spades. Whether you’re sipping tea, walking your pup, or ignoring the nonsense, this is your uniform for unapologetic mood-setting.
Mood: Unbothered, with a side of dachshund sass
Soft, cosy, and bursting with personality, this T-shirt features an adorably unimpressed dachshund and the caption: “You see this face? It’s my I don’t care face.” It’s funny, it’s feisty, and it’s full of character—just like your favourite little four-legged shadow. Spencer approves, tail wagging at your confident vibe.
Practical perks with personality:
- Printed on premium cotton for a soft, breathable fit
- Eye-catching design that gets laughs, nods, and compliments
- Perfect for dog lovers, introverts, or anyone who’s done with today’s drama
- Available in inclusive sizes—comfort for every body
- A great gift for the sarcastic soul or dachshund devotee in your life
Worried it won’t suit?
Our tees run true to size, with a relaxed fit perfect for layering under jackets or wearing solo. Printed using eco-friendly inks on quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
One of our top tail-waggers
This design is a Spencer favourite and often sells out—grab yours before it trots off again!
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | White, Light Pink, Sand |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
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