I Tried To Be Normal, My Dog Wasn't Impressed T-shirt
This funny dog lover T-shirt is a cheeky nod to your canine-approved quirks. Bold, comfy, and perfect for every unapologetic dog mum or dad.
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T-Shirt Size Guide
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, regular-fit T-shirt.
It is true to size, slightly roomy, and made from 100% cotton so it softens naturally after washing.
Quick Size Guide (Chest Measurement)
Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level.
| Size | Chest (inches) | Chest (cm) | Fits people who usually wear… |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36″ | 86–91 cm | Small |
| M | 38–40″ | 96–102 cm | Medium |
| L | 42–44″ | 107–112 cm | Large |
| XL | 46–48″ | 117–122 cm | Extra Large |
| 2XL | 50–52″ | 127–132 cm | XXL |
Garment Dimensions (Actual T-Shirt Measurements)
Useful if you prefer the shirt to fit looser or tighter.
| Size | Width (armpit-to-armpit) | Length (top of collar to hem) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
How to Choose Your Size
- For a regular fit: choose your usual size.
- For a relaxed/oversized fit: go one size up.
- For a fitted look: choose one size down (if you prefer snug).
- Cotton note: although pre-shrunk, a small natural tightening may happen after the first wash.
Description
🦴 “Normal? Not in our vocabulary.”
Celebrate your quirks with a tee that gets it—because let’s face it, your dog loves you just the way you are.
🐾 Joyfully unapologetic, just like your dog
Slipping into this playful red tee is like giving yourself permission to stop pretending. It’s cheeky, comfy, and full of personality—just like the pup who gives you side-eye when you act too “normal.” Whether you’re lounging at home or running errands with your four-legged shadow, this T-shirt brings humour, heart, and a tail-wagging nod to authenticity.
✨ Why you’ll love it:
- Made from super-soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
- Bold red colour with crisp white lettering that makes a statement
- The perfect conversation starter for dog lovers and free spirits
- Unisex fit that flatters all body types—relaxed but never sloppy
- Ideal gift for that friend who embraces their weird—and owns a dog who approves
🙃 Worried it won’t fit?
No stress. This tee comes in a range of sizes with a classic, true-to-size fit. And yes, it’s as soft as it looks. Machine washable, no fuss. Spencer would call it “low-maintenance with maximum charm.”
🐶 A Spencer favourite—often sniffed out fast
This design tends to disappear quickly from the shop… possibly because dogs have excellent taste. 🐾
🛒 Add some wag to your wardrobe
Ready to ditch “normal” for good? Add this tee to your basket and wear it with pride—Spencer would definitely approve.
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Red, Maroon, Navy, Black |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
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