Me? Sarcastic. Never T-shirt
Price range: £21.99 through £29.99
Witty and comfy, this sarcastic T-shirt is perfect for the sass queen (or king) in your life. Eye rolls sold separately.
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T-Shirt Size Guide
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, regular-fit T-shirt.
It is true to size, slightly roomy, and made from 100% cotton so it softens naturally after washing.
Quick Size Guide (Chest Measurement)
Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level.
| Size | Chest (inches) | Chest (cm) | Fits people who usually wear… |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36″ | 86–91 cm | Small |
| M | 38–40″ | 96–102 cm | Medium |
| L | 42–44″ | 107–112 cm | Large |
| XL | 46–48″ | 117–122 cm | Extra Large |
| 2XL | 50–52″ | 127–132 cm | XXL |
Garment Dimensions (Actual T-Shirt Measurements)
Useful if you prefer the shirt to fit looser or tighter.
| Size | Width (armpit-to-armpit) | Length (top of collar to hem) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
How to Choose Your Size
- For a regular fit: choose your usual size.
- For a relaxed/oversized fit: go one size up.
- For a fitted look: choose one size down (if you prefer snug).
- Cotton note: although pre-shrunk, a small natural tightening may happen after the first wash.
Description
😏 For Those Who Say It With a Wink
A cheeky tee that says what you’re thinking—before you even open your mouth.
Sarcasm: Your Superpower, Now in Cotton Form
There’s something brilliantly bold about owning your sass—and this T-shirt gets it just right. With its playful wink and unapologetic message, it’s a wearable smirk that will spark knowing laughs from fellow quick-witted souls. Whether you’re lounging with a brew, out with mates, or gifting it to your favourite mischief-maker, this tee brings light-hearted charm with every wear. Spencer approves—he knows a sarcastic side-eye when he sees one.
✔ Why You’ll Love It
- Crafted from soft, breathable cotton that’s as easy-going as your personality
- Unisex fit for all-day comfort—because sarcasm isn’t bound by gender
- Bold white typography that pops against classic red for extra flair
- A fun conversation starter—expect compliments, chuckles, and the occasional raised eyebrow
- Printed with love and a healthy dose of attitude
🤔 “Is it comfy though?”
Absolutely. This tee is soft, flattering, and durable enough for everyday wear (even if “every day” includes a nap with your dog). Just throw it on, let it do the talking, and don’t worry—it washes well too.
💥 A Spencer Vibes Favourite
This one sells out fast with the sharp-tongued and smiley-eyed crowd. If you love a bit of banter, don’t hang about.
🛒 Ready to Embrace Your Inner Sass?
Go on—add it to your basket. Whether it’s for you or someone whose sarcasm needs official uniform status, it’s bound to bring laughs.
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Red, Maroon, Forest Green |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
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