T-Shirt Size Guide
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, regular-fit T-shirt.
It is true to size, slightly roomy, and made from 100% cotton so it softens naturally after washing.
Quick Size Guide (Chest Measurement)
Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level.
| Size |
Chest (inches) |
Chest (cm) |
Fits people who usually wear… |
| S |
34–36″ |
86–91 cm |
Small |
| M |
38–40″ |
96–102 cm |
Medium |
| L |
42–44″ |
107–112 cm |
Large |
| XL |
46–48″ |
117–122 cm |
Extra Large |
| 2XL |
50–52″ |
127–132 cm |
XXL |
Garment Dimensions (Actual T-Shirt Measurements)
Useful if you prefer the shirt to fit looser or tighter.
| Size |
Width (armpit-to-armpit) |
Length (top of collar to hem) |
| S |
18″ / 46 cm |
28″ / 71 cm |
| M |
20″ / 51 cm |
29″ / 74 cm |
| L |
22″ / 56 cm |
30″ / 76 cm |
| XL |
24″ / 61 cm |
31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL |
26″ / 66 cm |
32″ / 81 cm |
How to Choose Your Size
- For a regular fit: choose your usual size.
- For a relaxed/oversized fit: go one size up.
- For a fitted look: choose one size down (if you prefer snug).
- Cotton note: although pre-shrunk, a small natural tightening may happen after the first wash.
Description
Sarcastic? Who, Me? …Obviously.
A cheeky tee for the masters of mischief. Some people wear their heart on their sleeve—others wear their sarcasm on a T-shirt. This bold yet playful design is for the ones who never miss a beat, whose humour is dry, sharp, and completely unapologetic. Spencer would call it “sassy with a tail wag.”
Wit you can wear—daily.
- Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort and casual sass
- Eye-catching typography that gets the message across (loud and clear)
- Perfect for relaxed weekends, coffee dates, or spontaneous sarcasm
- Makes a brilliant gift for your most unfiltered friend (or yourself)
- Quality: smooth fit, flattering cut, and ethically made
Wondering about sizing or fit?
No stress—this tee runs true to size with a flattering unisex style. If you like a looser look, go one size up. Easy to style with jeans, joggers, or that expression that says, “Seriously?”
Limited attitude per batch.
A Spencer favourite that tends to sell out faster than his treat stash. Grab it while it lasts.
Bring the cheek. Add it to your basket and let your T-shirt do the talking.
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